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Jay's Universe
My fake blog.
I take actual events and make them ... more interesting.
Disclaimer: Allow me to restate, this blog is FAKE! The events described here NEVER REALLY HAPPENED. They are, however, based on real life, but I purposefully blow the stories way out of proportion just to make them funny.

Warning to more sensitive visitors: Many articles may contain excessive explicit language, sexual themes, blasphemy, mocking death and tragedy, killing kittens and puppies, drinking expired milk, and heavy drug usage. OK? Good.

Note: Too sensitive? Easily offended? Christian? Read the cleaned-up Jay's Universe as viewed through a soap bubble.

Street's party
(updated 10/19/05) Parental Advisory (sexual content, brief language, excessive alcohol use)


My average school hallway transit
(updated 10/19/05) Parental Advisory (sexual content, language, tortured child)


First day back to school
(updated 09/11/05) Parental Advisory, I guess (language? mentally challenged people, brief sexual references)


Spanish Test
(updated 06/28/05) Parental Advisory (mild language, sexual content)


School Anti-Violence Assembly
(updated 05/22/05) Parental Advisory (I dunno, something, probably)


Caw's Party
(updated 05/22/05) Parental Advisory (mild language, mild sexual content, detached crunchy appendage)


Huge smiles are kinda dangerous
(updated 04/28/05) Mostly Clean


Bike Riding
(updated 04/16/05) Parental Advisory (Deaths, Mild Language, McDonalds Food)


Going to the library
(updated 03/21/05) Clean (whoops)


My day in court
(updated 03/15/05) Parental Advisory (language)


Hello FDR
(updated 03/10/05) Kinda Clean (detached appendages, regurgitation of living creatures)


Goodbye Tabernacle
(updated 03/01/05) Parental Advisory (sexual content, brief language, walking corpses)


My attorney called
(updated 02/24/05) Parental Advisory (explicit language)


Huge blizzard
(updated 02/19/05) Parental Advisory (brief mild language, brief mild sexual content)


Special ed. math and grenades
(updated 02/16/05) Parental Advisory (language, death, brief sexual content)


Valentine's Day
(updated 02/14/05) Parental Advisory (mild language, sexual content)


(note:)
(updated 02/08/05) (not a universe post)


My stalker
(updated 02/08/05) Mostly Clean Edit (consumption of baby kitten)


Taking an exam
(updated 01/30/05) Parental Advisory (language, sexual content, death)


Jesus and Mary
(updated 01/28/05) Filthy and blasphemous
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